hamtastrophe:

my coworker is looking at reddit and I’m saying “cool meme” to every pic he’s opening regardless of what it is and he’s getting progressively more and more frustrated and yelling “IT’S NOT A MEME”

me text 

bewbin:

Bottles bottles bottles

me video 

meta18:

aphdenmark:

when will ppl shut up about that ice movie

ice age was good fuck off



teslatea - oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

audio 

repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

me text 

mausspace:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

kars:

I am awake but at what price

fraxtil:

Why is there a cup attached to the wall of this Taco Bell

Actual kitten Patrick Stump.

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

snapchatting:

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it